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3.02.2011

Rejected Titles for Bristol Palin's Memoir

Life at 20. Whew! When Will I Ever Find the Time to Watch Jersey Shore?
Oh Noes! A Baby!, or, The Father of My Child is A Big Jerkface Meanie-head
What to Do When Your Dad Has No Balls Left Because Your Mom Ate Them
Life In the Big City: How to Survive In a Place With a Population of 1,000
I Still Think I Should've Won Dancing With the Stars. Thanks for Nothing, America!
Not Afraid of Life, But Holy Shit Please Do Something About My Mom. She's Seriously Fucking Crazy
Stop or My Mom Will Shoot! (Ed. note: Title already taken)
Everything I Know I Learned From Watching Glenn Beck
At Least I'm Not Charlie Sheen
Not Aboot to Give You Health Insurance. Where Do You Think You Are, Canada? LULZ! Canada's stupid
My Mom's a Dumb Cunt and All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt (T-Shirt sold seperately)

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