tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56403012011-10-11T17:27:55.369-04:00the blog of jon gibbonsjghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comBlogger2081100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-54354962932076574262011-03-02T13:08:00.003-05:002011-03-02T13:11:38.022-05:00

Life at 20. Whew! When Will I Ever Find the Time to Watch Jersey Shore? Oh Noes! A Baby!, or, The Father of My Child is A Big Jerkface Meanie-head What to Do When Your Dad Has No Balls Left Because Your Mom Ate Them Life In the Big City: How to Survive In a Place With a Population of 1,000 I Still Think I Should've Won Dancing With the Stars. Thanks for Nothing, America! Not Afraid of Life, But

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The baseball Hall of Fame is a joke. It's absolutely ridiculous that guys like Bert Blyleven get elected, and someone like Albert Belle isn't even on the ballot anymore. I mean, Bert Blyleven? Really? To me, the HOF is for guys who fathers will tell their sons about. Remember those days when you'd sit and watch a game with your dad, and you'd get all excited because you thought some guy was

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-65630023089853556512011-02-03T03:09:00.003-05:002011-03-02T13:31:29.559-05:00

Hi, Dan Snyder. You're an asshole. Why are you suing Washington City Paper? Is it because they wrote this article, in which they totally cut off your balls and shove them down your throat? Yep, that's why. But, still, why are you suing them, really? It's not because of the article. It's because the newspaper is calling attention to the fact that you are a fucking asshole, that's why. And, Danny

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-42550517945204752342011-01-12T03:31:00.001-05:002011-03-02T13:15:19.796-05:00

Tonight I was watching the HBO special, "24/7 Penguins/Capitals: Road to the NHL Winter Classic" with a friend of mine, and it was awesome. I mean really awesome. A lot of times with these kinds of "behind the scenes" shows, I feel like they have to manufacture a lot of the show to make it interesting. Which isn't to say that these guys weren't aware that the cameras were rolling, because I'm

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Apparently, Esquire magazine recently published an article entitled "Dating Etiquette: How to Navigate the First Date". It was also apparently written by someone who either last went out on a date in 1963, or learned everything they know about sex from watching "It's the Great Vagina, Charlie Brown!". Thankfully, I'm here to offer some helpful corrections. So, without further ado, I present to

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I made a Hartford Whalers test. You should take it. http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-hartford-whalers-test

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-44975175577286832752008-08-17T15:34:00.004-04:002011-03-02T13:16:49.351-05:00

You know what pisses me off? People who insist on using flavored liquors for every drink that contains said flavor. They'll use espresso vodka in an espresso martini. Citrus vodka in a cosmopolitan. Lime flavored tequila in a margarita. And so on. The problem is, when you do that, you're FUCKING UP the drink. A cosmo is plain vodka, triple-sec (which is orange flavored), lime juice, and a twist

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-84475788164674094972008-08-16T19:24:00.004-04:002011-03-02T13:17:14.123-05:00

Does anyone find something incredibly strange about the fact that, in Beijing, China, they are playing beach volleyball and blasting Rage Against the Machine over the loudspeakers? The end of the world is coming soon. I'm pretty sure of it.

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-52361118120915238162007-11-02T13:46:00.001-04:002011-03-02T13:17:38.947-05:00

Please go here and show your support for the Whalers by voting for them in the logo championships! They're only 65 votes behind with one day left in the voting!! We can win this thing! Oh... and also... A-Rod can suck my balls. Go Whale!

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here at rtw, we always (and by "always" i mean when i used to keep this blog updated on a regular basis) try to give you your sports with a side of pop culture. here, then, for your reading pleasure, are the NHL playoff teams that movie action hero characters would be rooting for, if they were, in fact, real people: seth gecko - new jersey devils: seth kicked some vampire ass in "from dusk till

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-77006217281028390212007-04-11T02:28:00.003-04:002011-03-02T13:32:24.735-05:00

dude. seriously? don imus? really? why is everyone getting so upset about this? i mean, i don't think that what he said was very nice, but holy shit. get a grip people. it's not that big of a deal. we all know that if a black radio host made a comment about some white girls being "pasty blonde sluts" or something, that this would not be that big of a deal. i could understand if imus said it in

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*DISCLAIMER: i am writing this post to display my undying love for the boston red sox. under no circumstances should it be taken in any way other than totally and completely seriously. there is definitely no sarcasm whatsoever involved. i just really really really love the red sox. they are clearly god's team, and have the most intelligent, thoughtful, and humble fans in all of baseball. and red

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don't mistake my recent posting parade as a sign that i'll be writing on a regular basis again. we all know that wont happen. but one thing made me sad. i was clicking on a bunch of my very outdated links, and i discovered that many of the old blogs which have been long killed off are not only non-existant, but have been taken over by some type of spam-blog-marketing-entity-type thingy. I mean,

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you want me to say something? how about this... what the hell is with all those e-mails i get. you know, the ones that have some random subject line, and then the body of the email says something like, "'i eat guava flavored jelly beans every day' said Harry, the five legged mutant rabbit-pig. Hopping down the hill with his new friend Punto, the very effeminate hedgehog, they walked inside the

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1156194503312309912006-08-21T17:07:00.001-04:002011-03-02T13:33:03.483-05:00

but, did anyone catch the yankees sweeping a 5 game series from the red sox? things are right with the world again after all...

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1146509128993525862006-05-01T14:42:00.002-04:002011-03-02T13:38:18.485-05:00

this is the "word" that my phone thinks i'm attempting to spell when i try to input "lollapalooza." why was i trying to spell lollapalooza? because i just won two free tickets to the concert in chicago. my haiku writing skillz just punked your junior high school honor student nerd. (since the link no longer leads you to my haiku, here it is... the $300 poem in all it's glory) Lolla oh-five

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1144106305786301942006-04-03T18:46:00.001-04:002011-03-02T13:40:23.769-05:00

you know me. i like sports. a lot. i probably care about sports way way way too much. well, all i've heard leading up to this past weekend was how this was the best weekend of the year for sports. presumably, this is because of the final four and baseball's opening night. now, theoretically, there might be some -- some -- merit to that. i mean, i can easily pick out a couple of other sports

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1143654728214214162006-03-29T12:44:00.001-05:002011-03-02T13:41:18.061-05:00

So... Um... Yeah... I guess the last six months just happened. Let's see... what have I been up to... Um, I went back to Denver to visit some peeps... I met a girl there (which makes sense seeing as how I can't date a girl who lives in the same state as me)... She came to visit me... I might be going back to visit soon. What else... My dad has cancer. That's not so great. So, we'll see how

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1142902504997053042006-03-20T19:54:00.001-05:002011-03-02T13:41:40.063-05:00

just checking ;)

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i want instant replay in all sports. football, hockey, and basketball all use instant replay in certain instances to get calls right, and more often than not, they successfully do so. i'm tried of watching baseball games where umpires blow calls horrifically. take, for example, last night, when the second base umpire called out angels' shortstop orlando cabrera for tagging up from second base

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1125582253013454742005-09-01T09:44:00.001-04:002011-03-02T13:44:12.122-05:00

so, it came to my attention last night that a certain friend of mine had this ingenius plan whereby he was going to hijack my blog and start writing on it as a guest writer. of course there are a few problems with his plan. #1 -- my blog isn't popular enough for anyone to ever guest blog on it. #2 -- he's a much better writer than me and would probably steal 3/4 of my audience (read: 6 people)

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1125444904624428412005-08-30T18:45:00.001-04:002011-03-02T13:48:08.504-05:00

i couldn't go the entire month of august without writing something, so here i am. my computer's still effed up, my job still sucks, and i still live at home. so not much has changed. but i'm still a sarcastic bastard, so at least i have that going for me... TOP SEVEN THINGS THAT NEED TO GO AWAY IN A HURRY BEFORE I GO COMPLETELY INSANE AND SINGE MY NIPPLES OFF: 7. those snoop dog/lee iaccoca

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1121959986038917732005-07-21T11:28:00.001-04:002011-03-02T13:48:37.234-05:00

that's right. CHICAGO. i'm leaving to go there tonight. i'll be sure to let all you punk-asses know how lollapalooza was, and i'll also give you my "state of amusement" report about cedar point. the last two weeks at work was insanely busy and, thus, hardly any blogging has been done. however, if you read this even semi-occasionally, that is not shocking news to you. i blog in streaks. sometimes

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1121350913276029692005-07-14T10:21:00.001-04:002011-03-02T13:50:55.653-05:00

i went to see a new haven county cutters game last night. a friend of mine had free tickets, so why not go, right? plus, they were first row right behind home plate. well, a couple of beers into the game, some guy comes up to us and says, "hey guys, would you be interested in participating in a game between innings?" now, normally, if not under the influence of frosty beverages, we probably

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1121088016574029232005-07-11T09:20:00.000-04:002005-07-11T09:32:11.190-04:00

last week totally sucked. i was so busy at work i felt like my brain was going to explode. i get stressed out at work a lot. really stressed. it's funny how i used to always laugh at the suckers who had these kinds of day jobs and thank my lucky stars i wasn't one of 'em. now i'm one of 'em.nothing, however, could be nearly as weird as what a certain someone i know went through last week. you

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1120672919546469122005-07-06T13:56:00.000-04:002005-07-06T14:01:59.553-04:00

oh my god i'm freaking outoh my god i'm freaking outoh my god i'm freaking outoh my god i'm freaking outoh my god i'm freaking outoh my god i'm freaking outoh my god i'm freaking outoh my god i'm freaking outoh my god i'm freaking outoh my god i'm freaking outoh my god i'm freaking outoh my god i'm freaking outoh my god i'm freaking outso, how was your 4th? mine involved a kick ass lunch in

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1120149481314887342005-06-30T12:37:00.000-04:002005-06-30T12:38:01.346-04:00

i'm interviewing alkaline trio tomorrow, anyone want me to ask them anything? i only ask because i suck at interviewing...anyway, i've been slacking on my cedar point info, so here's the new attraction for 2005 that i can't wait to throw up on, er, i mean ride on -- maXair. here's a quicktime animation for you.

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1120082422329149682005-06-29T17:34:00.000-04:002005-06-29T18:00:22.343-04:00

the republican controlled congress is threatening to take away major league baseball's anti-trust exemption if the washington nationals are sold to liberal billionaire george soros.are you fucking kidding me? OH MY GOD.i'm sorry, but since when does the federal government get to decide who should and should not be able to own major league baseball teams? THIS IS A GODDAMNED FUCKING JOKE.i try not

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1119988210492509752005-06-28T15:50:00.000-04:002005-06-28T15:50:10.513-04:00

last night i had this great idea for a post and i was all psyched to write it and i was gonna do it last night but i was watching the yankees come back against the orioles so i decided to wait until later to do it because i figured that an idea as good as the one i just thought of couldn't possibly be forgotten because i'm a pretty smart guy who is fairly good at coming up with ideas for stuff to

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1119892783691220862005-06-27T16:17:00.000-04:002005-06-27T16:17:48.430-04:00

first of all, saturday night was a legendary beer die night. three rookies got their first beer die experience (two females) and all performed admirably. our friend sarah, playing for the first time, not only got a plunk, she got back-to-back plunks. the second being of the bouncer, freshy variety (in other words, it bounced into a freshly filled cup). her team, however, was not victorious,

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1119726330831859072005-06-25T15:01:00.000-04:002005-06-25T15:05:30.836-04:00

if anyone gets the chance this weekend, check this out. you will be able to see mercury, venus, and saturn all super close together in the sky. should be pretty neat...

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1119534598921128852005-06-23T09:44:00.000-04:002005-06-23T09:49:58.930-04:00

a conversation which occurred yesterday afternoon: [16:02] moosejaw7: dude, shoot me in the head[16:02] moosejaw7: seriously[16:02] nomedaboy: ok... 8:30 sound good?[16:03] moosejaw7: yeah[16:03] nomedaboy: i'll bring my plasma pistol[16:04] moosejaw7: and battle rifle?[16:04] nomedaboy: yeah[16:04] moosejaw7: you're going to noob combo me?[16:04] nomedaboy: i can noob combo you[16:04] nomedaboy:

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1119287240668613442005-06-20T12:49:00.000-04:002005-06-20T13:07:20.676-04:00

apparently, grilling can give you cancer. unless you drink guinness with it. then it cancels out the cancer causing stuff. it's also okay if you marinade the meat in a non-tomato based substance before cooking it. but if you use barbecue sauce, then not only will you get the nasty carcinogens, you will get two to three times the amount of them.damn you, carcinogens!! why do you taste so good?oh,

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1118964678298215492005-06-16T19:31:00.000-04:002005-06-16T19:31:18.313-04:00

day 11:30 -- ambulance ltd vs. and you will know us by the trail of dead vs. the dead 60's2:30 -- kaiser chiefs vs. vhs or beta vs. liz phair (well, only b/c she's ridiculously hot, but that's just as good of a reason as any)3:30 -- brian jonestown massacre vs. dashboard confessional vs. gouging out my eardrums with an auditory shovel (not the name of a band, in case you didn't quite catch on to

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1118947535174703132005-06-16T14:41:00.000-04:002005-07-11T09:32:53.780-04:00

things i learned on my trip to the bank:1. fat, ugly, poor people walk incredibly slowly... in pairs... side by side2. it is perfectly acceptable to stop in the middle of the road with your car to talk to someone in their car in the opposite lane and continue your conversation for nearly a minute3. when parallel parking behind someone who is leaving, you should stop halfway through and just sit

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1118759037073402432005-06-14T10:23:00.000-04:002005-06-14T10:23:57.126-04:00

first topic: girls.i rarely ever talk about girls on my blog. most of the time, it's simply because my dating life doesn't ever make me freak out to the point where i need to write about it. well, not anymore at least. i used to freak out about it all the time when i was younger, but now i just kind of don't give a shit. haven't for a couple years.anyway, i just wanted to point out that girls are

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1118337488377264172005-06-09T13:05:00.000-04:002005-06-09T13:18:08.383-04:00

nothing is official yet, but it's looking more and more like everyone is finally coming together to get the nhl back on track.the owners and players have agreed, in principle, to some kind of salary cap. it has something to do with a percentage of something or other... i dunno. i don't care. just play some hockey.also, i hear people saying how nobody cares that hockey is gone, and nobody will go

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1118174233566664472005-06-07T15:45:00.000-04:002005-06-07T15:58:11.090-04:00

here's what i have to look forward to:-- now all schedule requests have to be submitted at least two weeks in advance-- apparently, we are going to have scheduled breaks... ooh, i can hardly wait-- i wont be able to have a paid vacation day until september 6th-- i'm lucky enough to have to work the day after thanksgiving-- i still can't check my e-mail-- i'm not allowed to use IM-- late night

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1117806413490106772005-06-03T09:38:00.000-04:002005-06-03T09:46:53.500-04:00

blueberry coffeebetter than morning blow jobi am not kidding

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1117805822600147792005-06-03T09:37:00.000-04:002005-06-03T09:37:02.643-04:00

golden arches' polarizing pullneeds to make my tummy fullgive me all my greasy goodness artery clogging morning musessausage biscuit with bacon and cheesemake my hash browns crispy pleasethose mcgriddles sure are goodi'd eat them all day if i couldwash it down with juice of orangewhat the hell else rhymes with orange?this fast food combo can't be beatennothing else i'd rather be eatin'i don't

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1117567609360840942005-05-31T15:26:00.000-04:002005-05-31T15:26:49.366-04:00

... you cannot avoid the vortex known as "the rue crew"

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ok people, really, it's a very simple concept... if you are not passing someone, GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE. how people do not understand this i have no idea. i mean, it's not really a difficult thing to understand, is it? i mean, it's nothing personal. i don't care if you want to drive 65 mph, just don't do it in the passing lane. why? because it's called the PASSING LANE. it's not called the STAY

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1117169217021113992005-05-27T00:31:00.000-04:002005-05-27T00:46:57.026-04:00

this week has just fucking licked my bag. i don't know what else to say. i haven't even had time to read anyone else's blog, let alone write an entry of my own.seriously, though. my current job just sucks all the life out of me. it's not like i hate my job or anything, but i just feel like i have absolutely no energy and no desire to do anything once i leave at the end of the day.i would love to

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1116434815478620962005-05-18T00:27:00.000-04:002005-05-18T15:25:59.373-04:00

all of my personal email accounts have been blocked at work. it stands to reason that losing access to my blog will not be far behind. so, i am going to enjoy being able to blog while i still have the capability to do so. but, do not be surprised if my postings become far more sporadic than they already are. however, i am really hoping that this does not become the case, obviously...some random

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1116262953149365122005-05-16T12:32:00.000-04:002005-05-16T15:32:32.423-04:00

Friday, 5/135:03 pm: i leave work three mintues later than i wanted, but it's okay. i should be able to get to mike's house in new haven to pick him up and drive down to the train station so we can catch the 5:56 metro-north to grand central.5:54 pm: i finally get to mike's house. stupid friday traffic. i hate driving in rush hour. we decide to go to milford instead, to catch the 6:07 train.6:08

jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10786027344290274471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640301.post-1115910463821356822005-05-12T10:25:00.000-04:002005-05-12T11:15:43.276-04:00

ok, i'll admit it. i like that kelly clarkson song. happy now?anyway, sorry folks, i've been having a crazy week.i went to the yankees game yesterday and watch them beat the mariners 12-9. tino martinez hit a home run for the fifth straight game, tying the game 9-9 with a three-run homer in the fourth inning. the only other yankees to ever hit homers in five straight? don mattingly and bill

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but you say he's just a friend... but you sold it on ebay for $27.50... but your parents don't like "my kind"... but it certainly ain't no reese's peanut butter cup sundae... but nobody knows what the hell the yankees need... but it's all the way in austria... but you also have herpes, and i definitely don't need that... but i fed it to your pet guinea pig and killed him... OH BABY YOOUUUUUUU...

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which came first, the traffic or the road rage?seriously, i don't get it. what is normally a 20 minute drive from my house to work, occasionally 30 if the traffic is bad, took me over an hour today. the culprit? a traffic jam. one of those slow, chinese water torture kind of traffic jams where you're always moving like two inches at a time. this is, of course, the worst kind of traffic jam

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hello, everyone, and welcome to a special episode of piper's pit! here with me today are brutus "the barber" beefcake and "mean" gene okerlund. great to be here roddy. hey, roddy! so, mene gene. did you see the new episode of family guy last night? of course i did! i was definitely not disappointed. how about you, brutus? i laughed my frikkin' ass off! i wonder if anyone else saw it... what's up

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johnny mnemonic -- not only is it hard to pronounce, it's impossible to watch. i saw this for the first time last night on tbs. let me just point out that if you're watching a movie and you recognize a girl from starship troopers who isn't denise richards, there's a good chance the movie is going to suck. a lot. you'd probably be more entertained watching "pokemon 6: pikachu eats his own turd."

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a guy can still dream, can't he?

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...but i ain't no goddamned douchebag.

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Dude Where's My Syringe?For Love of the Game, and a Big Effing PaycheckMajor League 4: Still Better Than the Police Academy MoviesAngels in the Outfield, and Also in Your JockstrapIt's the Great Pumpkin, Nuke LaLouche!Out-Ray-Geous: The Story of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, 2005 World Series ChampionsYoung Guns 3 (starring the New York Yankees' pitching staff)The Interpreter 2 (starring Sammy Sosa):

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apparently, the world is coming to an end...

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IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVESHOUSE CONCURRENT RESOLUTION NO. 29BY WAYS AND MEANS COMMITTEEA CONCURRENT RESOLUTION STATING LEGISLATIVE FINDINGS ANDCOMMENDING JONATHAN GIBBONS AND THE MAGICAL LAND OF LLAMASACKFOR THE PRODUCTION OF THE BLOG "REMEMBER THE WHALERS.Be It Resolved by the Legislature of the State of Whalervania:WHEREAS, the State of Whalervania recognizes the blatantly obvious vision,

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this is hardly a new revelation, but rereading this story which was updated recently just made me smile. it seriously makes me want to go to the bank and demand $100 in two dollars bills, and $100 in susan b. anthony/sacajawea dollar coins, just so i can go out and try to fuck with stupid people. oh god, that would be seriously entertaining.and now, the anticlimactic moment none of you have been

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i'm tired. i don't want to write anything. so there! too bad! go find your entertainment elsewhere. or somewhere else.snack food tournament of champions winner will be announced on wednesday...

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where the hell am i???? oh my god, i think i'm lost!!!wait for it...wait for it...so, yeah. this happened. i'm still working on it a little bit. it will change some more but probably not too drastically. whaddya think?i'm just happy b/c i photoshopped and animated giffed everything all by myself. yay! i wanna lollipop!

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while at the bar the other night, i was involved in a conversation with some obviously underage college girls. one of them asked me, "are you still in school?" to which the other one responded before i could answer, "does he LOOK like he's still in school?"slut.

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i dunno about you, but i like looking at 622 music videos. granted, some of them suck, but whatever. my thanks to tight for finding that one.also, thanks to kriz, who directed me to mcsweeney's lists. these are definitely some of the funniest things i've ever read.sad news for pringles fans, i.e. marcello, as both the plain and salt & vinegar flavors were knocked out of the tournament, setting up

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to all prospective girlfriends:i just want to let you know a few things right away. if any of this is going to freak you out now or down the road, it's best for both of us that you know this stuff now...if i say i'll call, i will. i may not even wait a week. it doesn't mean i'm totally obsessed with you. it's just called being nice. i can go for months in a casual dating situation without

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of course, i'm speaking of a pepe's pizza split into four sections topped with spicy pepperoni, crispy bacon, thinly sliced salami, and italian sausage. usually, after that, i'd walk over to libby's for some italian ice or cannolis, but my buddy mike and i had already done that before getting pizza. sure it's backwards, but we were celebrating the near 70 degree weather while all of you denver

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now it's getting interesting... the snackfood tournament of champions is starting to heat up! three of the number one seeds still remain. (1) nacho doritos took down (12) andy capp's hot fries, ending their cinderella run. (1) lay's potato chips held off the pesky (5) cracker jack. and (1) crunchy chee-tos disposed of (4) cool ranch doritos without much trouble. however, (12) pringles salt &

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i had a successful trip to philly this past weekend. hours were wasted sleeping, drinking beer, and playing poker. the only thing missing was hockey. stupid thunderstorms. oh, and also, i forgot my digital camera. so i have no pictures. that's pretty sweet. so, instead, please enjoy this team picture of the boston red sox.by the way, we're down to the sweet sixteen. vote here to eliminate eight

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don't talk about it. i'm pissed enough already as it is. absolutely ridiculous.it's enough to make we want to drink, smoke, drink some more, smoke some effing more, and god damn frikking drink.sigh.at least i'm peacing the fork out of connecticut for the weekend and heading on down to philly. thank goodness. i need to get out of here for a couple days...

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st. joe's vs. south carolina tonight on espn at 7:00!!! watch my school win the losers tournament!! (i mean, shit, it's better than LOSING it...)i'll be there in person with marcello and some other peeps... about 6000 of them.LET'S-GO-SAINT-JOE'Sthe hawk will never die.bitches.

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i'm sure you read about it before you saw it here, but i'm very sad that mitch hedberg apparently has died. mitch was a great comedian, who had a unique delivery and some really funny material. you can go to mitchhedberg.net to read up on him and learn more about him. unfortunately, the website hasn't made mention of the news yet.oh, and that starvin' marvin' girl finally died also.

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ok first things first. the tournament of champions second round begins today. results of the rest of the first round will be posted tomorrow. to vote on second round matchups go here.now, for the fun stuff...oh shit, that's right. i'm boring.

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easter is usually a pretty boring holiday for me. it's pretty much the holiday where i just "go through the motions." however, this year, it was really fun. both sides of my family were at my parents' house, and there was tons of food. not that there normally isn't a lot of food. i mean, an italian family, even one a couple of generations removed, certainly knows how to eat come holiday time. but

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for some reason, i couldn't get the surveys to publish last night, so i'll do what i can to get them up over the weekend, and the voting will get finished on monday for the first round.stupid internet.

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st joe's has officially made it to the "not necessarily the final four." they beat texas a&m last night to give us hawks fans some hope that they might actually be one of the two teams this year that get to finish their season with a win. now they just have to beat memphis, and i feel bad admitting that i don't think it's even going to be close. if st. joe's loses by less than 10 i'll consider it

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so, it may not be the ncaa tournament, but sju is now in the elite eight of the nit. it kind of sucks, but at least i get to see them win a few games as opposed to getting their asses beaten in the first round.speaking of basketball... if you haven't seen this yet, check it out. it's one of the sickest plays i've ever seen. and, no, i'm not talking about the horrendously awful commercial at the

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now, with that being said, let's move on to the first round matchups.you can vote for all the winners here(1) doritos -- nacho cheese vs. (16) doritos -- taco(2) goldfish -- cheddar vs. (15) herr's potato chips -- steak & worcestershire(3) rold gold pretzels vs. (14) nabisco vegetable thins crackers(4) baked lay's -- original vs. (13) frito's corn chips -- chili cheese(5) lay's potato

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so here it is. the official 2005 RTW sports snack food championship.quite simply, these are the best salty snack foods to munch on while watching some tense games on the tube. now, this is only a 65 team field, so not everyone can dance. therefore, some executive decisions had to be made as to who could qualify. the most important thing was that the food needed to be salty and be stored on a

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i could be totally lame as always and just be like, here are my final four selections for this year, and tell you that i think it will be illinois, north carolina, wake forest, and utah. but what fun would that be? i could also be lame and tell you that i think the best potential first round upsets are uw-milwaukee, utah st., new mexico, northern iowa, vermont, and niagara, and that i fully

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no.i told you it wasn't over...today's random ponderings:central florida is my extreme upset possibility in this year's ncaa tournament.girls continue to both suck and be cool at the same time. why is this?customer service reps should be allowed to, by law, shoot one person per year.okcupid.com really needs to have more than 9 girls within 50 miles of me.john chaney? still sucks.the first two

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hi, blog. this just isn't working for me anymore. something needs to change. i don't know if it's the template, or that i don't have the motivation to devote the necessary amount of time to you, but i can't keep going on like this.i want to write, but i lost most of my readers, and i'm not down with resurrecting this blog in its current state.i refuse, however, to say that this is it. to call it

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there seems to be some misunderstanding as to what sports teams i like and don't like. therefore, for the benefit of all of you, here is jon's sports team preference hierarchy: baseball 1. yankees 2. any team that plays against the red sox 3. any team that plays against barry bonds 4. any team that plays against the braves 5. mets/phillies/astros (tie) football 1. redskins 2. any team that

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drug test yesterday. waiting for results. must pass. mcnabb must go down early and often. patriots win. end the fucking lockout already. i want hockey. st. joe's is 10-8. the A-10 sucks this year. crazy week. crazy CRAZY CRAZY! more soon...

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hi. how are you? it's been a while my darling, hasn't it? WHAT'S UP, BITCHES??? so, i suck. i know. i left denver, promised i would write, and nothing... but i did warn you that it would take me a while before i got back on the horse, and some people even left me for dead. shame on you... i told you i'd be back, motherfuckers! sorry it took so long, but it took me until today to finally have

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i had an eventful trip from denver to philly. upon leaving denver, i realized that i had a flat tire. this put me and bob and hour behind marcello and ken, and about an hour an a half behind carrie and kelly. soon thereafter i realized that bob can't drive stick, so i'd have to do all the driving. a couple hours later i started to feel a bit drowsy, so i had to pull over and rest my eyes for 45

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so it is. my last weekend in denver. i'm not going to go much into it. after all, i've only been here four months. all i will say is that there are a lot of things i will miss about denver, mostly people. of course, that's always the problem. it sucks to make friends and then leave them behind. it's even more difficult because for once i am doing what is probably best for me, rather than what i

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my computer is being a piece of crap. one of the fans stopped working. it's running at about 1/10 of it's normal speed. i don't have any viruses or trojans. i don't know what's wrong with it. but it's freaking annoying. also, in 11 days i go back east. i don't really know what my living situation is going to be like, but rest assured it will suck for at least a month. this means my postings will

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i got nothin'.

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top 8 cheeseball dvd's i own that barely suck, partially suck, or mostly suck but are still awesome, anyway. 8. phantoms. mostly sucks. it's got ben affleck in it. enough said. 7. starship troopers. partially sucks. the plot is mediocre, and the acting is horriffic. but, it does have denise richards, lots of blood and guts, and wonderful cheesy lines like this one... 6. escape from new york

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i'm very sad to see this. of course, his point is well taken. hopefully, you'll be back, my friend.

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1. if we're not open yet, we're not open yet. when i tell you that we don't open for another twenty minutes, that's what i mean. no, you can't come in and just have soup... yes, even, if all you want is a glass of wine, we're still not open... i don't care if the place across the street opens at 4:30. we are not open yet. can't you see that none of us are in uniform? does the fact that the door

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anyone interested in buying a computer desk? it's a lovely piece i bought from target. i paid $80. it can be yours for the rock bottom price of... whatever you want to give me for it. okay, now on to another one of my vacation recommendations. how about spending new year's in austria? sure, i'm insane, but someone who reads this might be thinking, "that jon is a crazy motherfucker. i kind of

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but it sure as fuck ain't me... it's those retarded midgets... it's the little gnomes that live in my crotch... it's mr. snuffleupagus... it's those fucking commie bastards... it's just that, well, your breasts are way too small... it must've been someone else who looks just like you but is much more of a bitch... actually, your boobs are fine, it's your ass that's disproportionate... it's just

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old and busted... new hotness...

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i was going to wait until monday to write, but this is just getting ridiculous. look, i know that mcdonald's employees are, on the whole, not terribly bright. but i continue to be mysitfied at the sheer amount of utter stupidity that they display. specifically, i'm referring to a particular breakfast sandwich that i enjoy, which i referenced on this site once before. that sandwich is, of

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i'm taking a break until monday. hope everyone had a good thanksgiving.

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i wish it wasn't this way. i am so unhappy i can't stand it anymore. i have tried everything i can to get myself out of it, but it seems the more i try the deeper the hole gets. i can't get any kind of job for which i am not ridiculously overqualified for. even restaurant jobs, which i should not have a problem finding, are hard to come by here. on top of that, i am not able to really enjoy

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10. you think to yourself, "gee, that dharma and greg show is super funny!" 9. you decide to go swimming, because that 10 ft. shark seems like a pussy. 8. peanut buter and mayo? mmmm. sounds tasty. 7. you're pissed that 7-11 ran out of chunky monkey. not because it's your favorite flavor, but because now you can only buy eight pints of ice cream instead of the nine you usually get. 6. you're a

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okay. i have no idea what to do. marcello and carrie are leaving in a month to go back to philly. i know i will eventually end up back east, but i'm not sure exactly when. i could end up moving back with them, but i'd like to stay here a little longer. i mean, i've only been here like three months. i'd at least like to be here for a little while longer. here's my dilemma. i ain't got no place

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the pic on the left takes you to gallery #1, the pic on the right takes you to gallery #2. awesome.big news in the rtwhl. the hartford whalers have signed little known left winger mike kriz. he was discovered playing a game of pond hockey in hell, which has apparently frozen over since satan has been preoccupied playing defense for new jersey.kriz is expected to be in the starting lineup for the

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who's interested in taking a vacation? i know i am. problem is i don't have any money. so, if i can't take one, i might as well help you out.today's vacation destination? the czech republic.i'm not trying to rip off this guy, who will be in prague soon. i just love anything that has to do with traveling, whether it be the next state over or the next continent.before we get started, i will answer

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