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9.01.2005step off
so, it came to my attention last night that a certain friend of mine had this ingenius plan whereby he was going to hijack my blog and start writing on it as a guest writer. of course there are a few problems with his plan.
#1 -- my blog isn't popular enough for anyone to ever guest blog on it. #2 -- he's a much better writer than me and would probably steal 3/4 of my audience (read: 6 people) #3 -- i'd be forced to kick his ass and/or poison his supply of pot stickers from trader joe's. #4 -- he's a mets fan and hates the yankees. and i won't tolerate someone else bashing the yankees on my blog. i'm the only one allowed to do that. just bash them in the comments like everyone else. by the way, nice game by pedro last night. #5 -- no milk will ever be our milk. #6 -- he'd have to find something else to talk about besides having sex with a tampon. besides, i know you all love me and would be devastated if someone else started writing on here in my place. duh. Labels: Lists |
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