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7.11.2005no gnews is good gnews
last week totally sucked. i was so busy at work i felt like my brain was going to explode. i get stressed out at work a lot. really stressed. it's funny how i used to always laugh at the suckers who had these kinds of day jobs and thank my lucky stars i wasn't one of 'em. now i'm one of 'em.
nothing, however, could be nearly as weird as what a certain someone i know went through last week. you can't make this shit up... you just can't. anyway... why do people actually watch local news? i mean, seriously, the reporters talk to you like you're effing six years old. and they always report on stories that are months old and present them like they're breaking news. you mean grand theft auto is a game where you can beat up hookers and steal their money? no way! that's outrageous! why didn't i hear about this four years ago when the game first came out??? oh wait. i did. SO SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY. i can't even watch the local news. it's disgusting. here's, essentially, how they were presenting this story last night on the news: "here's billy. he likes to play video games. but, oh no! there's a hooker over there! can you say 'hooker,' boys and girls? hookers are dirty filthy disease ridden cum goblets, but they're people too! oh no, billy! don't smack that bitch up and steal her money! wait a second... are those -- heavens to betsy, they are -- boobies!! oh the humanity! why are children playing this game?!?" i have a simple answer to that. because their parents are irresponsible cokehead alcoholic pussies. here's an idea, how about paying attention to the stuff your kid is doing? sounds crazy, i know. here's another clue, adults play video games now. i mean, i thought it was cool that you could beat up hookers and shoot cops -- for about five seconds. then all i cared about was the fact that i was playing an awesome game. and that's the other thing. i wouldn't give a shit as much if people were getting all pissed off about, say, the new leisure suit larry game. it's not a good game, but it's nothing but animated T & A. isn't that even worse than a game that actually has a storyline and involves skill? grand theft auto is so much fun to play because the games are awesome. they're challenging and have good graphics, music, and gameplay. all the things that really make up a good video game. if you could beat up whores but the game sucked, guess what? nobody would play it. oh well, at least i'll still be able to beat my future wife when she gives me some lip... |
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