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6.16.2005today's 8 nuggets of wisdom, brought to you by stray slacker
things i learned on my trip to the bank:
1. fat, ugly, poor people walk incredibly slowly... in pairs... side by side 2. it is perfectly acceptable to stop in the middle of the road with your car to talk to someone in their car in the opposite lane and continue your conversation for nearly a minute 3. when parallel parking behind someone who is leaving, you should stop halfway through and just sit there making it incredibly difficult for the person leaving to do so 4. if you cut someone off, you're ok as long as you put on your signal after you've entered that person's lane 5. lindsay dunn (a chick i went to college with) is one of the hottest chicks on the planet... ok, it wasn't her, but it looked like her and all i needed was a reminder 6. when taking a left at a light, please signal once the light has turned green and not beforehand 7. i drank too much last night 8. driving incredibly slowly in the left lane on the highway is still the norm... espcecially when you are in a rental truck and must move into the left lane as i am approaching even though there is no one else on the road |
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