Hartford Whalers -- Did You Say "Over?" Nothing Is Over Until We Decide It Is!

6.03.2005

ode to mcdonald's breakfast

golden arches' polarizing pull
needs to make my tummy full
give me all my greasy goodness
artery clogging morning muses

sausage biscuit with bacon and cheese
make my hash browns crispy please
those mcgriddles sure are good
i'd eat them all day if i could

wash it down with juice of orange
what the hell else rhymes with orange?
this fast food combo can't be beaten
nothing else i'd rather be eatin'

i don't want no dumb croissan'wich
that burger king is ronald's ass-bitch
carl's jr. licks my bag
those breakfast bowls they make me gag

give me gas and diarrhea
still i'm always glad to see ya
maybe too much information
about my chosen mastication

Posted by: jg / 9:37 AM / /

talk to me, dance with me

blah, blah, blah...

the yankees starting rotation for 2011? yikes.
i definitely think the winter classic is better during the afternoon.
whalers? yeah. still not back in hartford.
i don't believe in new year's resolutions. i just believe in doing shit because you want to.
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

hartford whalers links

sure sign that i'm maturing

i'm thirty-three. yes. it sucks.

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tv is more of a parent to me than you'll ever be

video games being played by me

tiger woods 2011 (wii)
angry birds (iphone)
halo: reach (xb360)
game dev story (iphone)
nhl '97 (genesis)

get off your ass and go somewhere

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