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5.31.2005bad drivers and dumb sports fans
ok people, really, it's a very simple concept... if you are not passing someone, GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE. how people do not understand this i have no idea. i mean, it's not really a difficult thing to understand, is it? i mean, it's nothing personal. i don't care if you want to drive 65 mph, just don't do it in the passing lane. why? because it's called the PASSING LANE. it's not called the STAY IN THIS LANE AND GO THE EXACT SAME SPEED AS THE CAR NEXT TO YOU AND HOLD UP TRAFFIC AND MAKE EVERYONE BE PISSED OFF AT YOU lane.
now... to all sports fans who call up sports radio stations and suggest trades: you are all ridiculous morons. randy johnson for roger clemens and brad lidge is NOT a good trade offer. i mean, sure, if i'm the houston astros, i want to trade my old pitcher who's making a lot of money for an even OLDER pitcher who's making even MORE money. oh and while i'm at it, why don't i just trade you the best young closer in all of baseball, free of charge! yay!! i mean, what is it in your pathetic little brain that actually makes you, (a) think this is a fair trade, and (b) want to call up a radio station in new york and tell thousands of people about it? PLEASE STOP SNIIFING AIRPLANE GLUE BEFORE YOU CALL. better yet, just swallow the whole damn tube and put yourself out of my misery. PLEASE. oh, and to the oakland a's fan that called up last night and actually said that he'd trade barry zito to the mets for tom glavine, straight up: you should be brought to oakland's stadium, tied to a stake in the middle of the pitcher's mound, and have everyone in attendance that night hit fastballs back at your face. |
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