Hartford Whalers -- Did You Say "Over?" Nothing Is Over Until We Decide It Is!

12.07.2004

i have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. and i'm all out of bubble gum.

top 8 cheeseball dvd's i own that barely suck, partially suck, or mostly suck but are still awesome, anyway.

8.

phantoms. mostly sucks. it's got ben affleck in it. enough said.

7.

starship troopers. partially sucks. the plot is mediocre, and the acting is horriffic. but, it does have denise richards, lots of blood and guts, and wonderful cheesy lines like this one...

6.

escape from new york. partially sucks. first of all, snake plissken is one of the best characters of all time. second of all, he is one of the best characters of all time.

5.

cannibal! the musical. barely sucks. this is actually a good film disguised as cheese. it's well written, funny, and the musical pieces are hilarious.

4.

army of darkness. barely sucks. if snake plissken isn't the coolest character ever, then ash is. evil dead 2 is the best movie in the series, but i don't own it, so it's not on the list. but still, this movie is cheese at it's finest. it has good acting, it's really funny, it's got memorable lines, and crappy special effects.

3.

return of the killer tomatoes. mostly sucks. absolutely. this movie is total crap -- and i love every second of it. and, yes, that is george clooney. if you've never seen it, i really think you should. the tomato girl is HOT.

2.

they live. mostly sucks. rowdy roddy piper stumbles across some magic sunglasses that let him see the alien species trying to exploit the human race. woo hoo!

1.

UHF. barely sucks. this movie is really funny. it has michael richards in it, who does his normal schizoid routine very well. plus, it has gedde watanabe, fran drescher, a midget camera man, poodles being thrown out of windows, and wheel of fish. what more could anyone possibly hope for?

Posted by: jg / 3:41 AM / /

talk to me, dance with me

blah, blah, blah...

the yankees starting rotation for 2011? yikes.
i definitely think the winter classic is better during the afternoon.
whalers? yeah. still not back in hartford.
i don't believe in new year's resolutions. i just believe in doing shit because you want to.
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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