why not? i'm feeling kind of mean today.

i'm all for finding the best cheesesteak in philly, but this is ridiculous. i don't care if you put plutonium in the fucker, i'm not paying $100 for it.

we need more people with this kind of resolve.

is this is what will happen when priests can't fuck little boys anymore?

"honey, have you seen what i did with the violator?" i mean seriously. who throws away a vibrator in an airport? and really, someone called security? i'm no expert, but i don't think bombs make a buzzing sound.

what the hell is wrong with metro cops in washington dc? they have some serious fucking problems. it's people like this that make believe there should be live beatings of idiots on television.

artists can be great people, but sometimes they're a little too wrapped up in their own shit. i mean, when you misspell the names of eleven world famous people in a $40,000 mural which appears on a LIBRARY, and then have the gall to be offended when the librarians ask you to fix it, your brain is not firing on all cylinders. i can't believe the woman actually said, "The importance of this work is that it is supposed to unite people. They are denigrating my work and the purpose of this work. The people that are into humanities, and are into Blake's concept of enlightenment, they are not looking at the words. In their mind the words register correctly."

if i was the person responsible for signing the artist's check, i'd tell her, "what do you mean it was supposed to be $40,000 and not $400? if you were really into humanities and enlightenment, then you shouldn't be looking at the missing zeroes. the spirit of the money is still there."

i can't believe i have to get angry about this stuff.