Hartford Whalers -- Did You Say "Over?" Nothing Is Over Until We Decide It Is!

9.24.2004

if you can't beat 'em...

you're not using a big enough stick... find someone smaller... try tying 'em up first... consider the fact that a feather duster may not be the best tool for the job... beat off... ask a friend to help out... just fuckin' shoot 'em... FOCUS... try using the metal side of the sledgehammer... consider mutilation instead... sit down with 'em and have a good long cry and let 'em know how much you hurt on the inside... have a dinner party and poision 'em... try replacing your bludgeoning instrument with folgers crystals... i said FOCUS... make 'em watch a ben affleck movie... start a meaningless war overseas because you have no ability to lead your own country in the right direction so you devise a way to trick the people into thinking that you are a good leader by finishing off something that your daddy wanted you to do but faield miserably... I SAID FUCKING FOCUS GODDAMNIT... purée 'em... eat some freaking spinach or something you pussy... stop trying to be funny when you ain't got nothin' left and just show 'em some pictures of bruges, belgium...

fine.

bruges is one of those places that you may not hear a lot about, but it is definitely in my top five most beautiful cities (out of the 27 i visited, anyway). i only have three digital pics, though. because i suck. and i don't have a scanner. because i'm cheap. so if you want to see more you can come over my house. if you're a cute girl. really cute.

ah... serenity and beauty amongst the hustle and bustle of brick lined sidewalks and busy cobblestone streets. sadly, the man pictured here was tragically killed seconds later by a supersonic waffle which was accidentally dropped off the top of a bell tower in a nearby church.

let's see... a beautiful french girl, picturesque Grote Markt, a canal cruise, and partying until 5 a.m. yeah, i hated it here.

like i said, only three pics, but i think all three give you the idea of how insanely cool bruges is.

Posted by: jg / 4:52 PM / /

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the yankees starting rotation for 2011? yikes.
i definitely think the winter classic is better during the afternoon.
whalers? yeah. still not back in hartford.
i don't believe in new year's resolutions. i just believe in doing shit because you want to.
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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