barry bonds... any team that barry bonds plays for... people who use the word "metrosexual" and aren't making fun of it... about 90% of the people inside of any trendy bar/night club... the philadelphia eagles... the dallas cowboys... the indianapolis colts... the baltimore ravens... a lot of football teams, apparently... that most people prefer to watch football over baseball or hockey... ball point pens where the ball point gets jammed up inside the pen so it doesn't work correctly anymore and makes a really awful scratching sound... the boston red sox (shocking, i know)... the atlanta braves... the san francisco giants... the NBA... the stupid NHL owners... the greedy NHL players... polls that i put on my blog's sidebar which cause popups on my site... the new york rangers... the philadelphia flyers... the detroit red wings... the mighty ducks of anaheim for having such a pussy name and even worse jerseys... people who continue to drink themselves into their grave even after they've completely turned themselves into human jello... stupid retard morons who hold candlelight vigils and rallies for the brainless assholes who drank themselves into oblivion... "friends" of said drunkards who do not feel the need to step in and stop their friends from poisoning themselves... strawberry caprisun... writers who are being all dramatic and write three long sentences about a topical and controversial current event and then are stupid and write about something meaningless and asinine like fruit drinks... juicy juice (i only like my juice when it's 10% or less)... "real" macaroni and cheese... when i start a blog entry at like three o'clock in the afternoon and then get sidetracked to the point where i don't finish it for another five hours... forgetting that monday night football is on...