marcello informed me tonight that the world is minus another ramone. yes, boys and girls, johnny ramone is no more. the last remaining of the "brothers" ramone is tommy. it's sad enough when someone like dee dee ramone dies from a drug overdose, but to lose both joey and johnny to the big C is nothing short of tragic. every time i hear joey singing "what a wonderful world," which he practically recorded on his death bed, it gets to me a little bit.

bad news for hetero guys everywhere...

today just isn't a good day for good news, what can i say.

continuing with that trend, it's offical now. there will be no NHL season.

to remedy the pain that will be caused by (a) having no hockey season, and (b) being forced to choose between watching NBA games or splitting my chest open with a plasma cutter, i would like to suggest an alternative -- how about an NHL2005 league?

it's just a thought. let me know if you're interested. it could be fun. much alcohol would be involved, naturally.

of course, we could always play real hockey, but that would require exercise and coordination. and it's a hell of a lot easier to knock back a frosty one in the comfort of someone's living room than when getting your ribs cracked by a cross check.

speaking of hockey, i know that this guy was probably super excited that team canada won the whole world cup deal, but shouldn't he have noticed that something was missing?

and what about this friggin' idiot? if only the restaurant knew that you have to call it a "service charge" those waiters wouldn't have gotten dicked. regardless, i think it's awesome that the restaurant went ahead and sued him anyway just for being an asshole.

also, i am here to announce that chocolate oreos fucking rock.

finally, some good news...

now where are the reports that show french fries cure cancer, video games reduce the risk of heart attacks, and masturbation increases life span?

then my life will be complete...

(quick note... type in, without the quotation marks, "french fries cure cancer" into google and see what happens. i think it's pretty funny.)