5.29.2004sucking face... literally
so, i'm at my local quizno's restaurant yesterday, standing in line to get a deliciously toasty sandwich. as i'm looking up at the menu, painstakingly trying to figure out what i want, i notice something out of the corner of my eye.
there is a couple standing there. the guy is standing to the side of the woman with his arms around her midsection, and his head was up against hers so that his mouth was touching her forehead. i didn't really think too much about it until i noticed that the guy was pretty much sucking on her forehead. i mean it. it was a sloppy, big-lipped, french licking. needless to say, it was revolting. i'm not a big fan of PDA, but i can deal. most of the time it's just some mushy cuddling or a little making out or something, and while i may not want to see it, i usually ignore it and forget about it. but what i saw yesterday is going to haunt me for a while. was the woman enjoying that? i mean, when they're in their own home getting it on, what is their idea of foreplay? dumping chicken legs and biscuits all over the bed? perhaps instead of using chocolate sauce or whipped cream as an aphrodisiac they use gravy? i don't know. it's not adding up in my head. i don't understand why he would be slobbering on her forehead in a restaruant. oh well, maybe i'm the asshole. |
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